bpd–ghostie:

me: *excitedly tells friend something*

friend: ahh nice

me: Enthusiasm deficiency of 8.7376% detected. If you hate me so much just say so

(via babyhawkeyetrash)

bnmxfld:

a gentle reminder:

you are still learning. you are still changing. you are still growing. breathe. you will find your way.

(via yallowetayloranapology)

lightheartedsuggestion:

Be emphatic, be kind, be understanding. But be strong, be honest, be assertive.

(via yallowetayloranapology)

elaboratepuppet:

Sometimes life gets a little overwhelming. Luckily, bread is slow and patient and rewarding 🍞

purpleskiesandcherrypies:

dirtyalmondskin:

pettysexual:

gluten-free-pussy:

not-your-basic-butch:

runawayrat:

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

It’s not even 7am and I’m done. lol

(via aryastormborn)

dare-i-say-asexual:

okay so when i was a teen i got a full ride scholarship to a really nice private high school which meant i ended up hanging out with a bunch of rich kids and i’ll never forget this one girl who’s parents got a divorce after her dad tried to hit on their secretary and the secretary revealed she was already having an affair with his wife and that’s why she got invited on all the family’s vacations

(via shes-her-own-hero-now)

kingbarrett:

Lleyton encouraged me to make this so I thought I’d share it

momworries:

melaninondeck:

melaninondeck:

kineticpianox:

Frank Ocean’s mom Katonya Breaux

She’s beautiful

And a whole CEO of her own company

She the one that told him not to smoke that weed?

(via xxi-twentyone)

im-inlovewithmycar:

wearethewitches:

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

What are we? Who are we?

(via robxyn)

cosmic-noir:

stophatting:

venusians:

glamhoeour:

dominawritesthings:

queenangelique:

kixgbear:

just-jay25:

badgyal-k:

latenightsugar:

modelinterrupted:

blckrapunzel:

ramisonetruelove:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Originally posted by gif-007

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

(Source: illinicoise, via acagedheart)

operationvet:

theluminator:

his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦

Oooh noooooo

(via vinebox)